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FINESEE: CARDI AN BRUNO NEW BOP….A SLAP IN A FACE TO NICKI CAREER!


MISS AMARA LA NEGRA: THE AFRO LATINA BAD BISH!


BLACK GURLS ROCK: CHLOE AN HALLE


ALBUM OF THE WEEK: BRANDY “HUMAN”


TELL ALL BOOK HAS TRUMP SHOOK!


MISTER TYJI…OUR FINE ASS NIGGA YESS GAWD







TABLE OF CONTENTS



CARDI AN BRUNO NEW SONG………...........3



TAMAR BRAXTON HOLIDAY DRAMA…………5



ALBUM OF THE WEEK…………………………..8



BLACK GURLS ROCK...............................10



MISS AMARA LA NEGRA THE BROWN BEAUTY YESSS!!..................................................11



THE TELL ALL BOOK THAT HAS TRUMP SHOOK...................................................16



FINE ASS NIGGA FRIDAY……………………..19

CARDI AN THE GREAT VALUE MICHEAL JACKSON START OFF THE YEAR WITH A BOP!

CARDI HAD ONE HELL OF A 2017, LIKE A SPACE X SHE WENT TO THE TOP OF THE CHARTS WITH BOPS, AND SHE STILL DOIN HER THANG CHILE! SHE AND MISTER THROWBACK BRUNO MARS JUST PUT OUT A NICE LIL CROSSOVER THANG FOR THE NEW YEAR CALLED "FINESSE" AND THE VIDEO LOOKS LIKE IT CAME OUTTA 1991. CARDI DOES A LIL 30 QUICK SECOND RYHME ABOUT HER STRIPPER BOOTY AN GETTIN MONEY.....YA KNOW THE USUAL. A LOT OF HER FANS LOVED THE REMIX, THEY THINK ITS JUST WHAT SHE NEEDED TO GET INTO BIGGER AUDIENCES, SOME OF HER FANS THOUGHT SHE COULDA DONE BETTER BUT LOVED THE VIBE OF THE MUSIC VIDEO THO! THE SONG HAD BILLBOARD TOP 5 WRITTEN ALL OVER IT, ATLANTIC RECORDS IS REALLY DOIN THEY DAMNEDEST TO MAKE CARDI A HOUSEHOLD NAME AND SO FAR IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING.....SO WILL CARDI STAY RELEVANT, WE THINK SO, AFTER ALL SHE HAS DONE IN 9 MONTHS WHAT NICKI COULDNT DO IN HER WHOLE CAREER! IN FACT MISS MINAJ PUT A OUT A CUTE 70s INSPIRED VID WITH QUAVO CALLED "SHES FOR KEEPS" LIKE LITERALLY THE SAME DAY AS CARDI VID, AINT THAT IRONIC!
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TAMAR BRAXTON HAD A WILD HOLIDAY HUNNI! INSTEAD OF GIFTS SHE GOT A WHOLE LOTTA DRAMA....THIS THANG MESSIER THAN BACON GREASE!



WE KNOW TAMAR AN VINCE BEEN GOING THRU IT BUT THIS LAST 2 WEEKS WAS FILLED WITH ALL TYPED OF DRAMA! ON CHRISTMAS MORNING TAMAR RELEASED A STATEMENT ON HER GRAM TALKIN BOUT VINCE GOT A LOVE CHILD WITH A HOE AND BASKETBALL WHORE LAURA GOVAN WAS RUMORED TO BE THE BABY MAMA BUT SHE WENT ON AIR JUST THE OTHER DAY AND DENIED THAT SHIT! BUT SOME SPECTAORS ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKIN IN SAYS THIS "DIVORCE" IS KINDA SUSPECT, THERE HAS BEEN MANY SIGHTS FROM BACKSTAGE ON THE XSCAPE TOUR THAT VINCE WAS THERE WITH TAMAR, AND THEY WERE EVEN SPOTTED IN A CLUB TOGETHER ON NYE AND AT THE AIRPORT WITH THEY CHILD! RAISING SPECULATIONS THAT THIS WAS ALL DRAMA TO FUEL VIEWERS TO THE SHOW "TAMAR AN VINCE"......BUT MISS TAMAR SHUT DOWN THOSE RUMORS REAL QUICK, SAYING THEY CORDIAL FOR THE SAKE OF LOGAN BUT VINCE STILL A FUCKBOY THO! THEN TAMAR DELETED HER IG PAGE ALTOGETHER, SHE PROABLY GOT TIRED OF EVERYBODY OPINIONS. BUT THE STREETS STILL TALKIN, IT HAS BEEN SAID MANY TIMES THAT VINCE AN TAMARS MARRIAGE WAS A MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE, AND ALTHOUGH WE LOVE TAY TAY HER MOUTH IS KINDA UNRULY, BUT VINCE WAS KNOWN TO BE VIOLENT AND ACCORDING TO MAMA EVELYN SHE WAS THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED! PEOPLE ARE ALSO ASKIN WHERE THE BRAXTON CLAN SINCE THEY SO TIGHT? BUT FOR THOSE WHO WATCH THE SHOW YALL SAW THE WAY TAMAR WOULD SOMETIMES TALK DOWN ON HER SISTER TERRIBLE MARRIAGES, AND MAYBE THIS IS LOW KEY KARMA AND HER SISTERS DONT WANNA BE BOTHERED, EITHER WAY THE BRAXTON CLAN KEEPING QUIET ON THIS BUT AS FOR TAMAR AN VINCE.....HUNNI THIS DIVORCE IS MESSIER THAN BACON GREASE

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ALBUM OF THE WEEK!



BRANDY IS THE QUEEN OF THE RUNS AN LOW REGISTER YESS GAWD! AND THE ALBUM OF THIS WEEK GOES TOO HER NOW 10 YEAR OLD ALBUM "HUMAN"....IT WAS A HUGE CHANGE COMPARED TO HER OTHER RNB ALBUMS SUCH AS "FULL MOON" AND "NEVER SAY NEVER", IT WAS GOING FOR THE "INTERNATIONAL POP SOUND" THAT RODNEY JERKINS CALLED IT THAT WAS TAKING OVER THE CHARTS AT THE TIME! IN 2010 BRANDY SAID THAT "HUMAN" WAS A HOT ASS MESS, SHE DIDNT LIKE THE RUSHED, BLAND SOUND AND IT TOATLLY WAS NOT WHAT SHE WANTED, BUT US BRANDY FANS ACTUALLY THINK THIS ALBUM IS SUPER UNDERRATED! THE SONG SUCH AS "LONG DISTANCE" AND "WARM IT UP (WITH LOVE) ARE THE STAND OUT TRACKS, AND THE TITLE TRACK "HUMAN" IS SO PERSONAL MANY OF US CAN RELATE! THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD ASS SONGS ON THIS ALBUM WE DONT KNOW WHY BRANDY HATES IT, WELL THE SALES WEREN'T THAT HOT WITH ONLY 350,000 TOTAL BUT TO US REAL BRANDY FANS ITS HAWWT!

BLACK GURLS ROCK!



THE BLACK QUEENS FOR THIS WEEK GOES TOO MISS CHLOE AN MISS HALLE, THEY ARE A FABULOUS DUO HUNNI! THEY CAN SANG AND ACT, THEY ARE THE PERFECT ENTERTAINMENT DUO, THEY STARTED OUT BY PUTTING VIDS ON YOUTUBE SANGIN THEY FACES TO THE FLOOR AND IT WAS SO AMAZING IT CAUGHT THE ATTENTION OF MISS BEYONCE AN SHE SIGNED THE GIRLS TO HER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY AND THAT GAVE THEM SUCH EXPOSURE, THEY WERE SHOWCASING THEIR THROATS TO CRITICAL ACCALAIM AND PUT OUT A FEW PROJECTS! THESE GIRLS ARE SUCH QUEENS! THEY WERE CHOSEN TO MAKE AN PRODUCE THE THEME SONG FOR THE NEW SHOW "GROWN-ISH" AND THEY ALSO ACTING IN THE SHOW TOO YESSSS! YOU GO GURLS!!

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MISS AMARA LA NEGRA IS THE BROWN BEAUTY WITH HAWWT LATIN BLOOD AN MELANIN POPPIN LIKE FIRECRACKERS!



LOVE AN HIP HOP MIAMI IS HEATING UP HUNNI AND IT FEATURES A NEW GURL WHO IS SERVING US LOOKS AND A NICE ASS AFRO! HER NAME IS AMARA LA NEGRA AN OOOOH SHE IS FABULOUS! SHE IS FROM DOMICAN REPUBLIC AND HAS ENTERTAINMENT IN HER BLOOD, BUT NOW SHE IN MIAMI TRYNA DO HER THANG! SHE IS AFRO LATINA WHICH A LOT OF PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IN MIAMI, LOOK DOWN UPON! IN A SCENE IN THE SHOW SHE WENT TO SEE A PRODUCER "YOUNG HOLLYWOOD" AND HE JUST WAS BEING AN ASS! HE WAS BASICALLY MAKING FUN OF HER GORGEOUS DARKSKIN AND SAYING SHE NEEDS TO HAVE A CERTAIN IMAGE,

TAUNTING HER ABOUT HER AFRO AND CALLING HER "NUTELLA" IN A DISCOURAGING WAY! WE WISHED SHE SMACKED THAT NIGGA BUT SHE GOT HER REVENGE BY MAKING BIG MOVES! APPARENTLY AMARA HAS SIGNED A MULTI ALBUM DEAL WITH BMG, SHE ON HER WAY YALL AN WE BELIEVE WITH THE RIGHT TEAM THE BILLBOARD CHARTS WILL BE HER FRIEND! BUT THAT SCENE WITH YOUNG IRRELEVANT REALLY STOOD OUT.....I HAVE SLICK COMMENTS MADE ABOUT MY DARKSKIN ALL THE TIME AND ITS VERY DEMEANING, AND THE FUNNY THING ITS BLACK PEOPLE SAYING THOSE THINGS TO EACH OTHER! AMARA AN OTHER DARKSKIN GURLS LIKE HER GO THRU THIS, APPARENTLY SOCIETY PUTS LIGHTER GURLS ON TOP AND DARKER GURLS ON THE BOTTOM, ITS VERY DEMEANING AND BLACK/LATION MEN MAKE IT NO BETTER, SINCE THEY THE ONES WHO SAY THE MEAN THINGS BASED ON STUPID STEREOTYPES AN THAT HURTS THESE GURLS SELF ESTEEM! BUT HUNNI WE JUST GLAD AMARA IS DOIN HER THANG AND SERVIN ALL TYPES OF LOOKS YESSSS, SHE CAN DEF INSPIRE SOME GIRLS (AN BOYS)

YALL LOOK AT THIS QUEEN! SHE CAN DEF INSPIRE SOMEODY CUZ COLORISM IS DEF A PROBLEM IN AMERICA, SHE ALREADY ONE OF OUR FAVES HER AN BOBBY LYTES, AM OPENLY GAY RAPPER WHO SERVES FACE! WATCH AMARA AN BOBBY ON LOVE AN HIP HOP MIAMI MONDAYS 8PM ON VH1!

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A TELL ALL BOOK ABOUT TRUMP IS COMING OUT AND IT GOT ALL KINDS OF EXPLOSIVE DETAILS BOUT THE WHITE HOUSE OOOH BITCHHHH!



IT MAY BE COLD AS SHIT OUTSIDE BUT OOOOH THIS HAWWWT TEA IS BURNIN OUR THROATS TONITE! APPARENTLY, A JOURNALIST NAMED MICHEAL WOLF IS PUTTING OUT A TELL ALL BOOK ABOUT SOME THANGS IN THE WHITE HOUSE AN THE TRUMP CAMP AINT HAPPY! MISTER WOLF HAS PUT ALL TYPES OF EXPLOSIVE DETAILS SUCH AS STAFF MEMBERS SAYIN IVANKA IS DUMB ASF AND THAT DURING THE 2016 ELECTION A LOT OF TRUMPS LEGAL AIDS AN CAMPAIGN MANAGERS QUIT CUZ THEY KNEW HE WAS COO COO AN DIDNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT POLITICS! OTHER DETAILS INCLUDE STEVE BANNON KNOWIN SOME THANGS ABOUT KOREA AN TOP SECRET SECURITY STUFF, AN OMAROSA GIVING THE STAFF ISSUES AS WELL AS MELANIA BEING A SHOWPIECE AN OF COURSE THE FACT PENCE SECRETLY DONT LIKE TRUMP.....AT ALL! TRUMP SENT HIS LAWYER TO SEND A CEASE AN DESIST BUT MICHEAL SELECTED THE EXTRA PETTY OPTION AN MOVED THE BOOK RELEASE DATE FROM NEXT MONTH TO THE NEXT 24 HOURS….DAYUMMMM!! SOME STUCK UP JOURNALIST ARE QUESTIONING THE TRUTH OF THIS BOOK BUT WHO GIVES A DAMN....WE WANNA READ THIS JUICYNESS! IT WILL BE RELEASED ON AMAZON AN IT HAS THE TRUMP CAMP SHOOK HUNNI! ITS ALREADY SELLIN LIKE HOT CAKES!

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FINE ASS NIGGA FRIDAY



DAMN THAT AINT NO CAKE THATS A WHOLE FUCKIN BAKERY, SO PHATTYLICIOUS LIKE A KFC BISCUIT LORD JESUS HOLY GHOST!! I MEAN SINCE HE IN A KITCHEN ITS ONLY FAIR TO EAT IT.....WHAT CAN YALL DO WIT ALL THAT BOOTY?
























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